The Sharwama Sermon

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The Shawarma Sermon 🤣


It was a busy Friday at the mosque, and Imam Ali was getting ready for the Jumu'ah prayer 🙏. As he was about to start the khutbah (sermon), he realized he had forgotten his notes at home 📝.


In a panic, he asked his assistant, Brother Ahmed, to improvise 🤔. Brother Ahmed, trying to be helpful, started telling a story about his favorite food, shawarma 🍗.


However, things quickly took a turn for the worse 😳. Brother Ahmed got so carried away with his story that he started acting out the process of making shawarma, complete with sound effects and gestures 🎭.


The congregation was in stitches, and Imam Ali was left trying to regain order 🙅‍♂️. Finally, he managed to calm everyone down and deliver the khutbah.


After the prayer, Imam Ali turned to Brother Ahmed and said, "Well, I think we can safely say that was the most... interesting khutbah ever!" 😂


Brother Ahmed just smiled and said, "Hey, at least everyone was awake and engaged, right?" 😜


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I hope that brought a smile to your face! 😊


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